It simply never, ever occurred to me to knit while having my hair electrocuted in a beauty shoppe.
It likewise never occurred to me to wear tights so shiny I could see my reflection.
And speaking of tights...does anyone know where I can score a pair of these striped beauties? As soon as I do I will stare dreamily into space as I sip what surely must be absinthe.
And fringe epaulettes and wrist cuffs...is there a single outfit in my closet that would NOT be improved by their bold addition?
Having seen this inspiring photo I am on a hunt for my doppleganger because ONE of me in this outfit would simply not be enough for the world: