The Poodle Menace!

My dear friend Judy, who is an avid supporter of the Vashon Island Pet Protectors (VIPP) recently purchased "Oodles of Poodles" at their annual fundraiser. Little did she know of the menace she was unleashing...

Here the poodle gang can be seen intimidating Judy's artgirl visitors (including moi).  We recognized them from their mug shots:

Bijou, Gaston, Curly, Fifi, Jacques, Frankie, Mimi, Beowulf (broken nose), Napoleon, Cecile.

Thugs one and all...

As they inched closer to us, we felt their warm poodle breath and saw the sparkle of their ill-gotten rhinestone collars...

"Whaddya lookin' at?  Ya never seen a busted nose before?" Beowulf growled.  We quickly averted our eyes lest the next busted nose we saw was our own.

Young, impressionable pups are tragically indoctrinated into the poodle culture. We heard the taunting with our own ears.  "Lift that nose, princess!  You're a POODLE!  You're better than EVERYONE! You think a collie or a yorkie could pull off that haircut?" 

And thus the tragic cycle repeats itself...