This is a smattering of oddball cookie fortunes I've tracked down over the years. I used them to make a bunch of little collaged bookmarks for a friend's 40th birthday celebration (like this one):
Now is the time to stop relying on fortune cookies for answers.
To you life is a bold and dashing dog tag.
Take time today to thank the little rodents.
The greatest danger could be your stupidity.
Your luck has completely changed your goldfish.
A modest person never talks to the tissue box.
Ceiling fans can never hope to win you while your electric plug is still young.
Your present question marks are going to succeed.
Your uniqueness is more than your social problem.
Be willing to take napkins as to give them.
If a talking dog should cross your path, hide your food before it does.
Your love life will be yours.
When one lacks a sense of running, there will be disaster.
Someone is speaking well of your tree.
The current year will bring you many happy pencils.
Siblings need your attention...so what.
There is a secret romance brewing despite your running faucet.
Your rubber bands are heading in the right direction.