Funky / Scary Garden Critters From My Neighborhood

I like to think of this as a really big yawn, rather than a desperate cry for help....

Maybe "Klaatu barada nikto" means "If I only had a heart"?

.These little guys had a pretty hard winter:

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That is one seriously happy plywood skunk even in the rain...I'm positive he's related to this guy...

Are those 2 little mice running up and down this vase? To the absolute and utter disinterest of the nearby cat...

It's a cat! It's a squirrel! It's a highly disturbing ceramic figurine that makes me want to ensure my vaccinations are up to date!